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Hostess: "Oceanaire Restaraunt. This is Kathleen."

C: "Hi, Kathleen. I'd like to make a reservation for Friday night, around 8pm."

Kathleen: "Sure thing, Chris. How large is your party?"

C: "20,000."

Kathleen: "Excuse me?"

C: "I'd like to make a reservation for Friday night, around 8pm - for my money making brothers on the corner."

Kathleen: "Is this a-"

C: "All 20,000 of them."

Kathleen: "Sir, if you're not serious about making a reservation, I suggest you hang up."

C: "Tree-huggin' ass bitch, please! I make reservations for my brothers on the corner! All 20,000 of them!"

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AT THE END OF A LONG DAY OF STANDING ON THE CORNER MAKING MONEY, I DON'T RECOMMEND OCEANAIRE RESTAURANT. WHILE THE SEAFOOD IS FRESH AND DELICIOUS, THEY CAN'T SEAT ME AND MY 20,000 MONEY MAKING BROTHERS AND THAT'S THAT.

Chris out.